Pay no attention to the person behind these ridiculous flowers.

(Or is it, pay no attention to the ridiculous person behind these flowers?)

Hi. I'm a writer. I currently work in a tornado shelter in the basement of a pharmaceutical company. Yes, I have a vitamin D deficiency. I write all kinds of stuff for business and all kinds of stuff for the soul. Like Gnat & Corky stories and snippets and my blog; Keep Your Soul. Email me, tweet me, follow me, face me. I'll respond. Thank you for stopping by.