THE RED EXCLAMATION POINT
The red exclamation point: HIGH IMPORTANCE!
Listen, if you’re sending red exclamation point emails around, knock it off. Get control of yourself. You’re giving everyone panic attacks. There’s a better way to let someone know you have something important to say, or they screwed something up. Try taping a "KICK ME" sign to their back, or put a wanted poster up around the breakroom. You could also hold what is called a conversation, but that takes a lot of effort and humanity (check the policy on that).