Ladle it in your coffee as the day begins to break.

Snort it before your morning jog.

Put a dab behind your ears so the sweet smell of it penetrates every single moment of every second of Fall.

It’s Pumpkin Spice Season; time to make all the other scents and flavors feel like losers and freaks.

Throw away the Vanilla! Burn the Lavender tree!

Roll in it. Bathe in it. Cook mounds of weird things.

Fish boils, muffins, steaks, and teas. Candy, yogurt, eggs, and peas; Pumpkin Spice needs to be put in everything!

Pour it in the air ducts. Drizzle it in the streets.

Let it rain down from Heaven so we can swim in its sea.

It’s Pumpkin Spice Season, baby!